Theoretical Girls - U.S. Millie [mp3]
Forgive my friend his errors for he does not own the money given to him, he did not put forth the effort to procure it, it is unlikely he knows the meaning of each various dollar bill and even if he occasionally uses this mysterious and distressing money and even if he occasionally begs, robs or vaguely borrows the money and possessions of others and even if the money is not really the source of his problems, you have to concede that my friend has good taste in music.
My friends, we will never forget the night that my friend and I spent together at the Garfield Common Lofts. It was in a time before couples board game night, before the NFL playoffs, before the day that followed, December 23. Attempts were made repeatedly and for many hours that night to land a magnetic projectile on a variety of specific spots upon the wall. It was thought that the consumption of alcohol might better enable myself and my friend to accomplish this goal. It was later thought that it was a bit cold outside and maybe more alcohol should have been consumed. Still later, it was thought that Glenn Branka was a rather swell musician and that it was probably time to listen to some more No Wave. Above all, it was thought that though we be awkward, be we men? An eternal question with an ephemeral answer, which is to say I forgot it almost immediately because of the PBR.
Theoretical Girls are a rhythm and blues band on the Epitonic Label. The featured song is from the album Theoretical Record. Purchase the music at Amazon | Insound | eMusic.
